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How to Tell If a Guy Likes You (According to Classic Literature)

As near as I can tell, men are an unfathomable conundrum. I know this not from personal experience (the last time I had a successful interaction with a guy was probably circa 2012), but from every women's magazine that has ever existed.

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Snapchats from Greek Mythology

As near as I can tell from the mainstream media, we are a generation of soulless degenerates. All we care about are memes, selfies, and emojis—and if you're going to stand there and tell me to my face that the heroes of Greek mythology wouldn't have been just as bad, if not worse, then we have nothing more to say to each other.