The most ridiculous things that happened at New York Fashion Week

Call me ignorant, uninspired, basic or devoid of any suggestion of sartorial understanding, but I’m calling BS on a handful of designer wears deemed stylish enough for the prestigious runways of New York Fashion Week.

Every season the breathtaking couture creations and trend-commanding catwalk themes are interspersed with some total insanity masquerading as ‘fashion’. And A/W17 is no exception. NYFW has just wrapped up and my mind is fifty shades of WTF over some scenes witnessed.

Hey yo, fashion people! Is this srsly considered on-trend? Lemme know. Genuinely interested.

Vaquera

As highlighted byThe Cut, marrying your culinary career goals with your Egyptian cotton bed sheets and a side of I-CBF-with-Halloween-so-I’ll-just-be-a-fucking-ghost is now considered style #goals.

FOR WHEN?

For yourMy Kitchen Rulesviewing party. General meal prep.

Betsey Johnson

Laura Ashley threw up a human pavlova.

A Jane Austen themed roller disco.

Chi Zhang

"The apocalypse is nigh but I also can’t decide if I’m too hot or too cold."

If you're one of those 'scared AF of pollution' types.

Vaquera

A giant, fake Tiffany pouch. For realsies.

Literally never.

Christian Cowan

A fishnet body stocking and a personal space enforcing hat.

Work… if you hate your job and are looking to get out of it ASAP.

Christian Conway

Valentine’s on crack.

Feb 14th annually.

Sheguang Hu

A tragic accident waiting to happen / a blatant disregard for all common sense.

An asphyxiation-themed wedding.

Sheguang Hu

Itchy nipples.

I just can’t even.

Namilia

An outer-garm for mermaids acclimatised to warm waters who just aren’t great with the cold.

When climate change does its thing. (Now.)

Namilia

Christina Aguilera circaDirrtyplus dicks on tits.

… six in the morning. Table dancing, glasses are smashing. No question, time for some action. Temperature's up (can you feel it). About to erupt. Gonna get my girls. Get your boys. Gonna make some noooooiiiise.

Namilia

A politically charged off-the-shoulder puffa jacket with chest wings, natch.

Protesting Trump, I guess?

(Cosmo)